Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, fuck you!
Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, fuck you!
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@ 3:45 pm
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code." Afghan: "Light bulb? What light bulb?" Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?" Golden Retriever #2: "I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or frisbee - and then I want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with my sad eyes. What, you're changing the light bulb yourself - you didn't have to do that - but I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that." Rottweiler: "Just one. You want to make something of it?" Lab: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?" Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and furniture." Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark." Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there . . . ." Greyhound: "It isn't moving so who cares?" Australian Shepherd: "First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..." Boxer: "If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off the chair..." Wolf-dog hybrid: "Let me see that light bulb, anyway. What's it made of, what's inside of it, what will happen if I drop it. I might change it, but let me think about it. You're not trying to tell me what to do, are you? Hey, I just had a great idea. I think I'll change that light bulb!" Pit bull: "Just one, but then I'll hang on to it, dangling from it until the ceiling falls in." Pug: "I'll change it when I wake up. Be about 20 hours. Anybody got a treat?" |
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@ 12:33 pm
GET IT NOW!!
GET YOUR AUGUST 2007 ISSUE LIMEMAGAZINE NOW!!!!
hahaha............ buy and you will know why! MUAHAHAHA |
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Monday 23 July 2007 @ 8:53 pm
Fame.
Everyone From Mydreamd8. Is hitting it big On magazine & tv??
While lets just count nicole out, she's already well known enough so doubt i need to say much about that. totally proud of my two friends, Desmond aka Mydreamd8 II Redvespa & Marcus aka Mydreamd8 II Marms , Both in Star Search 2007. All the best to the two of them!!!!I hope they make it big. AND dun forget me! lol Rachel Aka Mydreamd8 II RachieBoo is in top 12 finalist for NewMan Magazine. WOOHOO!!! Awesome N me! will be in August issue of Lime Magazine, with 987fm DJ, Rosalyn lee....... well, i guess we're all young and do all the shit you can now, b4 we all grow old and wrinkle but hey you can always do bodox. LOL!! later....... look out for the Aug Lime Issue...... |
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@ 8:26 pm
1st attempt
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Thursday 19 July 2007 @ 1:29 pm
Today
I shall Head to Cafe Del mar today! MUahahhaah!
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Tuesday 17 July 2007 @ 7:30 pm
WAAAAA!!!! SO BIG
I am currently sitting at MPH at Parkway.
and i saw BIG NAH NAH!! WAAA, its not real, its so huge. sorry, i cant help it, she was wearing so slutty. Wa KAO! ok later! |
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@ 4:17 pm
F**king Funny.
Watch watch! MUST WATCH!
Really Damn bloody Funny |
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@ 3:51 pm
Racial Harmony
I may Not be indian,
but this is nice. I love this movie! really nice & touching! Seriously, I admire, Indian Movies, The Modern one of cos, their movie industry is really good. Love everything about their movie..... |
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@ 3:47 pm
Singapore Ads
HAhaha, think about it! singapore Ads Are quite good! lol!!..........
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@ 3:45 pm
Hello MR Curry House!
I LOVE THIS AD! HAHAHHAH!!!!
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@ 3:40 pm
What a WonderFul World
HEHEHE! .......... Enjoy, The oldie MTV :D
cant help myself to smile everytime i hear this song! His Face is SO CUTE! hahah!!! same song! So Much Expression! i just love his Grinning expression! Just in case if u are wondering who in the world this guy is, Artist - Louis ArmStrong Title - What a wonder world |
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@ 3:17 pm
I'm loving it!
Slacking b4 i fly
& I'm Loving It! |
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Wednesday 11 July 2007 @ 11:57 pm
Horrible!
When people get mad and angry, they say the darnest things. I am such a idoit.
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Tuesday 10 July 2007 @ 4:13 pm
Dirty secerts
* I love to hear Dirty Secrets
* i love to hear Dirty secrets about others * But i hate to hear Dirty Secrets about me from Others * although it kinda clear things up abit |
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@ 3:44 pm
Words are scary
"the things people say about another person can really change the mindset and thinking of one person. Something i just dunno how much i can trust a person. if u don't then, you would feel really really lonely.
I hate to start all over again when it comes to relationship, if i ever lose my current relationship.. i don't know how i can ever start all over again, so much effort to put in, taking time to know a person, learning how one person would be like, what he likes and doesn't like, Aiya, its just so troublesome to start to re-boot. Man, A relationship is really like a freaking Computer, when one hangs or something you need to reboot, and then from there u need to find out the problem, Taking time to solve the problem, if it doesn't go well, just Re-boot, and wait for the com to slowly take its time to go to the desktop. GET IT ??? Ok nevermind, HEADACHE, thinking about so many things.... Flying off the america makes me think alot of the relationship, but i just don't where to start. i dunnot if i can trust myself, or even trust the other side. sorry babe, but its just how i feel CURRENTLY ah, when i fly off, it will be so hard. you know, it is hard to be compared with ex girlfriends, even if i dun hear it or see it, sometimes i feel i ain't good enough compared to the ex Gf. why i feel this way, it can be really tiring, when one hand Puts in more effort then the other does....... like a Slanted See-saw. thats how i see love is like, it usually is Up & down, never equal on the same line, not saying it is impossible but usually, it hardly happens. but you know what is more upsetting to hear from those "words" - This is gonna sound really shallow, when one agrees to his/her friend, that the friend says that the girl friend ain't hot enough, and the boyfriends kinda agree to it, WA! sad to hear abt that, No matter how much, anyone say how Ugly my Bf is Or How fuck Up he is, This is an example, i will always try to cover up for him, NOT agree, well why agree, cos one Expectation of having a gf looks is too high, as in a Model looking Gf Qualification Is need, MAn, that is shallow girlfriend, THEN why not go get a Trophy gf instead, wouldn't it be better. Man, i am annoyed by alot of things,......... so so on the verge of having a broke heart...." See this is why, WORDS ARE SO MANIPULATING!!! |
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Sunday 8 July 2007 @ 4:24 pm
Sorry Kenny! Borrow ah!!!
Haha! i want to share with me friend this too!! hahha
borrow ah from u Kenny!! hahahha! Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs. Q: How many HCI students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole school. To compete with RJC. Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support. Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They can study without light. Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs. Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb? A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them. Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?) Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows* Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry. Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They wouldn't bother. Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They believe in praying for it. Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They are still using oil lamps. Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Huh, what litebarbu... Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this? A: TJC! Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb? A: None. They think they are very bright already. Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb? A: F*** the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire. |